It’s April 1, no pun today.
No fooling.
Years Ago
Years ago, I worked as a welder.
It was not riveting.
Journalists
Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”
Wooden Shoe Factory
I used to work in the Dutch wooden shoe factory,
until the machine got all clogged up.
Miner Helmets
Those miner helmets make me feel lightheaded.
Bond Movie
If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.
Ore
Ore, it’s always a lode off of someone’s mine.
Chess Set
Can you buy an entire chess set
in a pawn-shop?
Missouri loves company
Missouri loves company.
Become a Shepherd
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”