Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted.
Hatrack Scene
Hatrack Scene: One hat says to another, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
Napping with a book
Napping with a book while sunbathing can make you well red.
Practice safe eating
Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
Pasteurize
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Local Area Network
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Khakis
Khakis: What you need before you drive in Boston.
Incongruous
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
In A Novel
In a novel, when there is a secret meeting of lovers, it’s a plot tryst.
If You Heard It
If you heard it from the horse’s mouth you listened to a neigh sayer.