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Shouting in unison

Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.

My lawyer painted their home yellow. It's a legal pad.

My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.

Surprised to be milked, the cow was in udder disbelief.

Waiting to be eaten by a Grizzly? Bear with.

I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I'm not a mourning person.

I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I’m not a mourning person.

Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.

The Medical Examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.

The apartment I bought is too small. It's the condo minimum.

The apartment I bought is too small. It’s the condo minimum.

The beauty queen doesn't want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.

The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.

Are vegan dog biscuits made of collie flour?