Carpe dime:
Seize the coin.
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.
I can’t imagine a greeter job.
I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference
I couldn’t wait for the story-tellers conference.
Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.
My girlfriend always gets her way
My girlfriend always gets her way
by pretending she’s sad. She’s an expert in sighcology.
My car was once hit by a truck
My car was once hit by a truck.
I wasn’t hurt but I got the freight of my life.
My wife tried to apply at the post office
My wife tried to apply at the post office
but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.
The roundest knight
The roundest knight at the Round Table
was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.