What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
The hipster burnt his mouth
The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.
Why did the lobster cross the road?
Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
He sits near his fans.
Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
No but the ice made some cracks.
I used to be colorful.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fell into the mainstream.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.