A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I was hoping for a sine from above.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
I’m not a big fan of archery
I’m not a big fan of archery.
It has too many drawbacks.
You want to clone yourself?
You want to clone yourself?
Now wouldn’t that be just like you!
I was going to look for my missing watch
I was going to look for my missing watch,
but I could never find the time.
To remove slack from rope
To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
I figured out how to illuminate my house
I figured out how to illuminate my house
with Coca-Cola cans. Now I’m soda lighted.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.
It was a knight mare.
The girl in a car accident
The girl in a car accident
got a crash course in driving.