I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
No one knew she had a dental implant
No one knew she had a dental implant
until it slipped out in a conversation.
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed.
He said they’re on the house.
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
They want to close the mint?
They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
Laughingstock.
Einstein developed a theory about space
Einstein developed a theory about space,
and it was about time too.
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer.
I needed someone who could exercise a ghost.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away their little brooms.