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I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.