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I forgot how to throw a boomerang
I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I used to be colorful.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.