Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
No but the ice made some cracks.
I used to be colorful.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fell into the mainstream.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
seems a bit tacky to me.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
A dyslexic man walked into
A dyslexic man walked into
a bra.
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