I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant
I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant,
but I didn’t have reservations.
I want to find my missing watch
I want to find my missing watch,
but I can never find the time.
Jokes about German sausage
Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.
Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
It was hidden in plain sight.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.
I was looking for a career.
I was looking for a career.
I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.
The hipster burnt his mouth
The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.
Why did the lobster cross the road?
Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
He sits near his fans.