I gave away my dead batteries,
free of charge!
My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet
My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”
When oranges meet the press
When oranges meet the press,
they become pulp fiction.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac
You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac
because they always take things literally.
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Love means nothing to them.
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.
C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar
C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors.”
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
A thirst aid kit!
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
Say, “there, their, they’re.”