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Posted on May 29, 2015January 31, 2021

To build a statue of their sun god

To build a statue of their sun God

To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.

Posted on May 27, 2015January 31, 2021

For chemists

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.

Posted on April 3, 2015January 31, 2021

Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?

Why didn't the cyclist enter the unicycle race?

Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
He was 2 tired.

Posted on April 1, 2015January 31, 2021

The number 13?

The number 13?

The number 13?
Not on my watch!!

Posted on March 30, 2015January 31, 2021

The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died

The moment Anakin Skywalker's mother died,

The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died,
he became orphan Ani.

Posted on March 27, 2015January 31, 2021

What do you call two crows?

What do you call two crows?

What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder.

Posted on March 25, 2015January 31, 2021

When attacked by a mob of angry clowns

When attacked by a mob of angry clowns

When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.

Posted on March 23, 2015January 31, 2021

Hispanic pets

Hispanic pets

Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.

Posted on March 13, 2015January 31, 2021

I’ll race you all the way to Finland

I'll race you all the way to Finland,

I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!

Posted on March 11, 2015January 31, 2021

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.

The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.
They were Stalin for time.

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