Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
Male deer
Male deer
have buck teeth.
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke
I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.
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That was a very emotional wedding
That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
It was survival of the fittest.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.
I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.
I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.
It was survival of the fizziest.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm?
He’s all right now.