The carpenter shuttered
at the thought of exposed windows.
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees
Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees.
It was love at the firs site.
I tried wearing some tight jeans
I tried wearing some tight jeans,
but I couldn’t pull it off.
They told me I had Type A blood
They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.
A man with no pennies
A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I was hoping for a sine from above.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.
I’m not a big fan of archery
I’m not a big fan of archery.
It has too many drawbacks.
You want to clone yourself?
You want to clone yourself?
Now wouldn’t that be just like you!