Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days?
It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
What do you call a herd of giggling cows?
Laughingstock.
Einstein developed a theory about space
Einstein developed a theory about space,
and it was about time too.
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer.
I needed someone who could exercise a ghost.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away their little brooms.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roaming Catholic.
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
Secretary, please tell the invisible man
I can’t see him today.
The Earth
The Earth
means the world to me.
That nice steam-roller operator
That nice steam-roller operator
is such a flatterer.
She got fired from the hot dog stand
She got fired from the hot dog stand
for putting her hair in a bun.