Yikes! My fingernails are getting so long,
they’re growing out of hand!
Why does Peter Pan fly?
Why does Peter Pan fly?
Because he neverlands!
I would’ve kept off the grass
I would’ve kept off the grass,
but I don’t understand sign language.
Most jokes that pilots tell
Most jokes that pilots tell
go way over my head.
There’s a professional boxer at my office
There’s a professional boxer at my office.
He works in shipping.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
No one knew she had a dental implant
No one knew she had a dental implant
until it slipped out in a conversation.
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed
I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed.
He said they’re on the house.
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
A guy got hit in the head with a can.
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
They want to close the mint?
They want to close the mint?
That doesn’t make any cents!