Acupuncture
is a jab well done.
When two egotists meet
When two egotists meet,
it’s an I for an I.
Santa’s helpers
Santa’s helpers
are subordinate Clauses.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then, it hit me.
If You’ve Seen One Shopping Center
If you’ve seen one shopping center,
you’ve seen a mall.
Tearable Puns Poster #1: These Puns Are Tearable
Be a Punisher! Spread the jokes, puns, and one-liner humor all around. Let others enjoy Tearable Puns at home or office! Print it off and hang it up today!
A Skunk Fell Into A River
A skunk fell in the river
and stank to the bottom.
If You Dream in Color
If you dream in color,
it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Time Flies Like an Arrow
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
A Chicken Crossing the Road
A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.