Without geometry,
life is pointless.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
The best way to communicate with a fish
The best way to communicate with a fish
is to drop them a line.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter
She was only a whiskey-maker’s daughter,
but he loved her still.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg,
but he broke it off!
Sea captains
Sea captains
don’t like crew cuts.
No matter how much you push the envelope
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationery.
I used to work in a blanket factory
I used to work in a blanket factory,
but it folded.