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Posted on June 6, 2013January 31, 2021

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.

Posted on June 5, 2013January 31, 2021

How do Vikings communicate?

How do Vikings communicate?

How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.

Posted on June 3, 2013January 31, 2021

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.

Posted on May 31, 2013January 31, 2021

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?

What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!

Posted on May 30, 2013January 31, 2021

What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?

What kind of bears won't come in out of the rain?

What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
Drizzly Bears.

Posted on May 29, 2013January 31, 2021

What pine has the sharpest needles?

What pine has the sharpest needles?

What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.

Posted on May 28, 2013January 31, 2021

The hipster burnt his mouth

The Hipster burnt his mouth

The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.

Posted on May 27, 2013January 31, 2021

Why did the lobster cross the road?

Why did the lobster cross the road?

Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Posted on May 25, 2013January 31, 2021

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
He sits near his fans.

Posted on May 24, 2013January 31, 2021

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
No but the ice made some cracks.

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