The thought of losing the pandas
is just unbearable.
I would’ve kept sewing
I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
I was in court today with the airline over missing luggage.
They lost the case.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium,
but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.
Presently, I work in landscaping as a dirt compressor.
Presently, I work in landscaping compressing sand.
It’s just a tamp job.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they’d be bagels.
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.
Even though the river has a bed
Even though the river has a bed,
it won’t stop running.
I wanted someone who would listen
I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.