I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I’m not so sure.
I was going to make a cannibal joke
I was going to make a cannibal joke,
but I realized it was in bad taste.
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
Why did the prince bring his father to school?
He was told to bring a ruler.
I tried to catch some fog
I tried to catch some fog,
but I mist.
I dyed my hair today.
I dyed my hair today.
It was the highlight of the week.
If you deceive people about your lack of hair
If you deceive people about your lack of hair,
there will be hell toupee.
You can’t escape being a peasant
You can’t escape being a peasant
because resistance is feudal.
Jewish New Year!
Jewish New Year:
Shofar, so good.
Happy Rosh Hashannah!
I typically avoid funerals
I typically avoid funerals
because I’m not a mourning person.
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
Don’t believe what you hear about fleas and ticks
it’s all lice!