I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane
A vulture with two dead raccoons tries to board a plane.
“I’m sorry sir, only one carrion is allowed.”
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
I’ll race you all the way to Finland
I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion
The Russian Army halted the Nazi invasion.
They were Stalin for time.
I gave away my dead batteries
I gave away my dead batteries,
free of charge!
My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet
My cat is trying to learn the Greek alphabet.
So far, it’s mastered the letter “Mu.”
When oranges meet the press
When oranges meet the press,
they become pulp fiction.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac
You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac
because they always take things literally.