How do Vikings communicate?
Norse code.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo as he went to work?
Bison!
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
What kind of bears won’t come in out of the rain?
Drizzly Bears.
What pine has the sharpest needles?
What pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
The hipster burnt his mouth
The Hipster burnt his mouth
because he drank the coffee before it was cool.
Why did the lobster cross the road?
Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
He sits near his fans.
Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
No but the ice made some cracks.
I used to be colorful.
I used to be colorful.
Now, I am just graygarious.