
My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.

My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.

Our first date was a walk among evergreen trees.
It was love at the firs site.

I tried wearing some tight jeans,
but I couldn’t pull it off.

They told me I had Type A blood,
but it was a Type O.

A man with no pennies
got into senseless trouble.

I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I was hoping for a sine from above.

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork
but the heavier ones need a crane.

I’m not a big fan of archery.
It has too many drawbacks.

You want to clone yourself?
Now wouldn’t that be just like you!

I was going to look for my missing watch,
but I could never find the time.