I heard some hipsters drowned.
They must have fell into the mainstream.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
The ladies thought the old man was very attractive.
He was as coot as a button.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
Pinning pictures on a bulletin board
seems a bit tacky to me.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
A dyslexic man walked into
A dyslexic man walked into
a bra.
A bicycle can’t stand
A bicycle can’t stand
on its own because it is two tired.
A boy swallowed some coins.
A boy swallowed some coins.
When the doctor checked in, the nurse said, “No change yet.”
The soldier who survived mustard gas
The soldier, who survived mustard gas
and pepper spray, is now a seasoned veteran.