I cut my thumb last night.
On the other hand, I’m just fine.
To build a statue of their sun god

To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.
For chemists

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?

Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
He was 2 tired.
The number 13?

The number 13?
Not on my watch!!
The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died

The moment Anakin Skywalker’s mother died,
he became orphan Ani.
What do you call two crows?

What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder.
When attacked by a mob of angry clowns

When attacked by a mob of angry clowns,
go for the juggler.
Hispanic pets

Hispanic pets must always be
Spained and neutered.

