For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium,
but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt.
Never trust an Atom.
Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.