If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.
Ore
Ore, it’s always a lode off of someone’s mine.
Chess Set
Can you buy an entire chess set
in a pawn-shop?
Missouri loves company
Missouri loves company.
Become a Shepherd
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”
Young Trout
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
St. Patrick’s Day
It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Time to bust out the lawn chairs and celebrate,
with Patty O’Furniture.
Seabird Jokes
My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.
Mid-March Senate Votes
Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.
Laugh Loudly in Hawaii
Can you laugh loudly in Hawaii?
Or is it just a low ha?