
If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.
Ripping Funny Puns, Jokes, and One Liners!

If you haven’t seen the new Bond movie – SPOILER ALERT!
There’s a scene where he sleeps right through an earthquake
– he’s shaken, not stirred.

Ore, it’s always a lode off of someone’s mine.

Can you buy an entire chess set
in a pawn-shop?

Missouri loves company.

I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”

It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day!
Time to bust out the lawn chairs and celebrate,
with Patty O’Furniture.

My seabird jokes
are mostly terns of phrase.

Mid-March Senate votes usually go well.
The ides have it.

Can you laugh loudly in Hawaii?
Or is it just a low ha?