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Posted on April 22, 2021April 2, 2021

Incongruous

Incongruous

Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

Posted on April 21, 2021April 22, 2021

In A Novel

in a novel

In a novel, when there is a secret meeting of lovers, it’s a plot tryst.

Posted on April 20, 2021April 2, 2021

If You Heard It

if you heard it

If you heard it from the horse’s mouth you listened to a neigh sayer.

Posted on April 19, 2021April 2, 2021

If you don’t pay

If you don't pay

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Posted on April 16, 2021April 1, 2021

I went to buy

I went to buy

I went to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any.

Posted on April 15, 2021April 1, 2021

I bought a donkey

I bought a donkey

I bought a donkey because I thought I’d get a kick out of it.

Posted on April 14, 2021April 1, 2021

Have You Ever

Have you ever

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

Posted on April 13, 2021April 1, 2021

Don’t justify

Don't justify

Don’t justify sin. Just defy sin.

Posted on April 12, 2021April 1, 2021

Don’t Join

Don't Join

Don’t join dangerous cults.
Practice safe sects.

Posted on April 9, 2021April 1, 2021

An Elephant’s Opinion

an elephant's opinion

An elephant’s opinion carries a lot of weight, but is mostly gray areas.

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