I used to be so set in my ways, I just staid at home.
English teachers protested
The English teachers protested the anti-nouns. They were pro-nouns.
What does a vegetarian
What does a vegetarian beauty contestant want?
Whirled Peas.
Can’t Find My Coat
Can’t find my coat.
I hope someone didn’t jacket.
Loud Tennis Players
Loud tennis players need keep the racquet down.
Canadian Ballerina
The Canadian ballerina went to her court hearing to plié.
Tune a Guitar
“You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”
– Douglas Adams
Marriage
Marriage got her a new name and a dress.
Giant Snails
Where do you find giant snails?
On the ends of giants’ fingers.
Local Restaurants
Local restaurants are a cop’s favorite steak out.