The apartment I bought is too small. It’s the condo minimum.
The Beauty Queen
The beauty queen doesn’t want to go on that foreign trip. She will miss America.
Vegan Dog Biscuits
Are vegan dog biscuits made of collie flour?
The Ghost Practiced
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. Then, he was ready for his day boo.
Summer Ended
Summer ended when I saw that arrogant ghost leave. A haughty spirit goeth before the fall.
She Fell
She fell for him when she received his initial letter. It was love at first write.
I Yawned
I yawned while she told me about her boyfriend’s jewelry. Beau ring!
The Lobby
The lobby had too many oversized potted plants. You couldn’t see the foyer for the trees.
The Prisoner Sneered
The prisoner sneered at the guards as he escaped down the ladder. He gave them a con descending look.
December 7
On December 7, I took someone to dinner. It didn’t go well. It was a date that will live in infamy forever.