Does a Chinese dumpling weigh wonton?
The street behind
The street behind my house looks like a garbage dump! Litter-alley.
The military chaplain
The military chaplain was chosen to pilot the war ship worship.
Shouting in unison
Shouting in unison and raising their quills, the writers showed their penchant for protest.
My lawyer painted their home
My lawyer painted their home yellow. It’s a legal pad.
Surprised to be milked
Surprised to be milked, the cow was in udder disbelief.
Waiting to be eaten
Waiting to be eaten by a Grizzly? Bear with.
I used to feel sad
I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I’m not a mourning person.
Dating a Gangster
Dating a gangster instead of a jerk; she fell hood over heels in love.
The Medical Examiner
The Medical Examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.