I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Origami
Origami never creases to amaze me.
The Most Strict
I thought about the most strict, but also most beautiful teacher I had.
She was hard on the pupils, but easy on the eyes.
Furniture Maker’s Convention
News from the furniture maker’s convention:
the chair recognized the bureau but tabled discussion for later.
Writing a Story
I’m writing a story about a very small garden.
Not much of a plot.
The Garbage Man
I tried to have a conversation with the garbage man,
but all he did was talk trash.
Banking or Accountancy
Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.
New Paper
I‘m naming a new paper.
It’s the best quality available: “Ream of the crop.”
Never be an Artist
I could never be an artist.
All I have ever been able to draw is a crowd.
Making False Teeth
I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.