
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft
and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Sea captains
don’t like crew cuts.

No matter how much you push the envelope,
it will still be stationery.

I used to work in a blanket factory,
but it folded.

Bakers trade bread recipes
on a knead-to-know basis.