She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
Bakers aren’t always broke
Bakers aren’t always broke,
but they often knead dough.
I was looking for a career.
I was looking for a career.
I think that pyrotechnics sparks my interest.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
I missed an appointment with my masseuse
I missed an appointment with my masseuse.
She left a massage on my answering machine.
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts
I’ve always wanted to hand out carts at Walmart.
I can’t imagine a greeter job.
My wife tried to apply at the post office
My wife tried to apply at the post office
but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands
I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands,
but it was a stretch.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
is now fully recovered.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.