I tried to have a conversation with the garbage man,
but all he did was talk trash.
Banking or Accountancy
Banking or accountancy,
what accrual way to make a living.
New Paper
I‘m naming a new paper.
It’s the best quality available: “Ream of the crop.”
Never be an Artist
I could never be an artist.
All I have ever been able to draw is a crowd.
Making False Teeth
I had a job making false teeth.
It didn’t pay anything. They wanted indentured workers.
Budget Talks
With all the budget talks going on,
I can’t help but wonder what the Department of Corrections must spend on White Out.
My Dry Cleaners
My dry cleaners are skirting the pressing need for material profits.
I told them it will result in de-pleated assets and they may have to clothes their doors.
Snopes is hiring
I’ve heard Snopes is hiring spoof-readers.
(I haven’t fact-checked this)
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Most jokes that pilots tell
Most jokes that pilots tell
go way over my head.