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Posted on July 15, 2021July 14, 2021

I quit my job

I quit my job

I quit my job as an undertaker. I just couldn’t keep letting people down.

Posted on June 30, 2021June 25, 2021

The lumberjack’s union

the lumberjack's union

The lumberjack’s union was infiltrated by a splinter group.

Posted on March 31, 2021February 11, 2021

Years Ago

years ago

Years ago, I worked as a welder.
It was not riveting.

Posted on March 30, 2021February 11, 2021

Journalists

journalists

Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”

Posted on March 29, 2021February 11, 2021

Wooden Shoe Factory

wooden shoe factory

I used to work in the Dutch wooden shoe factory,
until the machine got all clogged up.

Posted on March 26, 2021February 11, 2021

Miner Helmets

miner helmets

Those miner helmets make me feel lightheaded.

Posted on March 19, 2021February 7, 2021

Become a Shepherd

become a shepherd

I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”

Posted on March 18, 2021February 7, 2021

Young Trout

young trout

It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.

Posted on March 11, 2021February 7, 2021

Rented a Limousine

I rented a limousine

I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Posted on March 8, 2021February 7, 2021

Furniture Maker’s Convention

Furniture Makers

News from the furniture maker’s convention:
the chair recognized the bureau but tabled discussion for later.

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