I quit my job as an undertaker. I just couldn’t keep letting people down.
The lumberjack’s union
The lumberjack’s union was infiltrated by a splinter group.
Years Ago
Years ago, I worked as a welder.
It was not riveting.
Journalists
Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”
Wooden Shoe Factory
I used to work in the Dutch wooden shoe factory,
until the machine got all clogged up.
Miner Helmets
Those miner helmets make me feel lightheaded.
Become a Shepherd
I’ve decided to become a shepherd,
mostly for the staff discount.
Though, some might say “crook!”
Young Trout
It’s that same old story of a young trout
who left his school and moved to Pittsburgh to become a steelhead in a floundry.
Rented a Limousine
I rented a limousine but there was no driver.
I can’t believe I spent that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Furniture Maker’s Convention
News from the furniture maker’s convention:
the chair recognized the bureau but tabled discussion for later.