I yawned while she told me about her boyfriend’s jewelry. Beau ring!
The fellows carrying the casket
The fellows carrying the casket
at the pharmacist’s funeral could be called pill bearers.
That was a very emotional wedding
That was a very emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
I typically avoid funerals
I typically avoid funerals
because I’m not a mourning person.
She couldn’t marry the gardener
She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
Definition of a Will
Definition of a Will:
It’s a dead giveaway.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg,
but he broke it off!
The invisible man
The invisible man
married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
Shotgun wedding
Shotgun wedding:
A case of wife or death.