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Category: Time

Posted on July 16, 2014January 31, 2021

I was going to look for my missing watch

I was going to look for my missing watch

I was going to look for my missing watch,
but I could never find the time.

Posted on July 9, 2013January 31, 2021

Some daze

Some daze

Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.

Posted on June 26, 2013January 31, 2021

I want to find my missing watch

I want to find my missing watch

I want to find my missing watch,
but I can never find the time.

Posted on September 9, 2012February 1, 2021

Time Flies Like an Arrow

Time flies like an arrow.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx

Clean Comedy Time Podcast
The Parsonage Inn
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