At shoe stores, there’s dignity in de feet.
The Cat’s Dish
Her: Have you seen the cat’s dish?
Me: No, but I’ve seen the fish gossip.
To remove slack from rope
To remove slack from rope, one must be taut.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.
Whenever I see a broken elevator
Whenever I see a broken elevator,
I tend to stair.
I would’ve kept sewing
I would’ve kept sewing,
but I was exhausted and ran out of steam.
She couldn’t marry the gardener
She couldn’t marry the gardener;
he was too rough around the hedges.
Does the name Pavlov
Does the name Pavlov
ring a bell?
Tearing it up, one pun at a time
These pages of Tearable Puns have been floating about the Internet in recent days. For the first week of school, my daughter printed one off and hung it on her locker.
Shockingly, in a short time all the terrible tearable puns were torn off. Later in the day, one of her friends showed me she still had the pun in her pocket.
Who doesn’t need a dose of dry humor?