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Category: Sports & Fitness

Sports, fitness, exercise

Posted on July 21, 2014January 31, 2021

I’m not a big fan of archery

I'm not a big fan of archery.

I’m not a big fan of archery.
It has too many drawbacks.

Posted on June 23, 2014January 31, 2021

Two silkworms had a race.

Two silkworms had a race

Two silkworms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

Posted on August 14, 2013January 31, 2021

I entered a competition with a paint catapult

I entered a competition with a paint catapult

I entered a competition with a paint catapult
and won with flying colours.

Posted on August 10, 2013January 31, 2021

What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving.

Posted on August 7, 2013January 31, 2021

Even though the river has a bed

Even though the river has a bed

Even though the river has a bed,
it won’t stop running.

Posted on July 8, 2013January 31, 2021

Walking in a Circle

Walking in a Circle

Walking in a Circle
is pointless.

Posted on June 18, 2013January 31, 2021

Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award

Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award:

Hockey players play for the greatest Marvel award:
the Stan-Lee Cup.

Posted on June 3, 2013January 31, 2021

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.

Posted on May 25, 2013January 31, 2021

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?

How does Wayne Gretsky stay cool?
He sits near his fans.

Posted on May 24, 2013January 31, 2021

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?

Did anyone laugh when you fell while skating?
No but the ice made some cracks.

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