Loud tennis players need keep the racquet down.
Chess Set
Can you buy an entire chess set
in a pawn-shop?
Pole-Vaulter
I just met a guy carrying a long pole.
I asked, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”
He said, “No, I’m German – but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
Why didn’t the cyclist enter the unicycle race?
He was 2 tired.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang
I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.
I’ll race you all the way to Finland
I’ll race you all the way to Finland,
and the first to reach the finnish line wins!
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Tennis players can never find happiness.
Love means nothing to them.
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
What do you need when you’re dehydrated?
A thirst aid kit!
There’s a professional boxer at my office
There’s a professional boxer at my office.
He works in shipping.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away their little brooms.