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Posted on January 3, 2014January 31, 2021

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store

I tried on two pair of trousers in the store.
It was survival of the fittest.

Posted on January 1, 2014January 31, 2021

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.

Posted on December 30, 2013January 31, 2021

I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.

I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.

I opened two sodas to see which would go flat first.
It was survival of the fizziest.

Posted on November 7, 2013January 31, 2021

What do you do with a dead chemist?

What do you do with a dead chemist?

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.

Posted on September 23, 2013January 31, 2021

I tried to catch some fog

I tried to catch some fog

I tried to catch some fog,
but I mist.

Posted on August 5, 2013January 31, 2021

Never trust an Atom.

Never trust an Atom.

Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.

Posted on July 29, 2013January 31, 2021

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that get binary, and those that don’t.

Posted on July 9, 2013January 31, 2021

Some daze

Some daze

Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.

Posted on June 17, 2013January 31, 2021

Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.

Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.

Scientist discovered a new part of the human eye.
It was hidden in plain sight.

Posted on June 12, 2013January 31, 2021

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went OK.

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