Science - TearablePuns

I stayed up

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Ore, it’s always a lode off of someone’s mine.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem.
It’s a solution.

The number 13?
Not on my watch!!

Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.

Einstein developed a theory about space,
and it was about time too.

The Earth
means the world to me.

You want to clone yourself?
Now wouldn’t that be just like you!

I was trying to find a good chemistry joke,
but all the good ones argon.