How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.
The military chaplain
The military chaplain was chosen to pilot the war ship worship.
If you don’t pay
If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Don’t justify
Don’t justify sin. Just defy sin.
Don’t Join
Don’t join dangerous cults.
Practice safe sects.
To build a statue of their sun god
To build a statue of their sun god,
Egyptians needed Ra materials.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
During his root canal, the Buddhist refused anesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer
To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer.
I needed someone who could exercise a ghost.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roaming Catholic.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I always prayed before my trigonometry tests.
I was hoping for a sine from above.