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Category: Psychology

puns about psychology, psychiatry

Posted on August 6, 2014January 31, 2021

My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital

My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.

My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.

Posted on October 4, 2013January 31, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive

I used to think I was indecisive

I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I’m not so sure.

Posted on August 6, 2013January 31, 2021

I wanted someone who would listen

I wanted someone who would listen

I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.

Posted on July 9, 2013January 31, 2021

Some daze

Some daze

Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.

Posted on June 3, 2013January 31, 2021

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles

I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.

Posted on March 19, 2013January 31, 2021

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.

Posted on December 12, 2012February 1, 2021

I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split

I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.

I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.

Posted on December 11, 2012February 1, 2021

I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead

I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead

I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead,
but I was delighted.

Posted on December 6, 2012February 1, 2021

My girlfriend always gets her way

My girlfriend always gets her way

My girlfriend always gets her way
by pretending she’s sad. She’s an expert in sighcology.

Posted on October 24, 2012February 1, 2021

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.

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