My plan is to convert this old asylum into a hospital.
Of course, it will have to be saneitized first.
I used to think I was indecisive
I used to think I was indecisive,
but now I’m not so sure.
I wanted someone who would listen
I wanted someone who would listen
so I bought a heard of sheep.
Some daze
Some daze
I just can’t seem to focus.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split
I was sad when my brand-new feather pillow split.
I was feeling down-in-the-mouth for a week.
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead
I should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight went dead,
but I was delighted.
My girlfriend always gets her way
My girlfriend always gets her way
by pretending she’s sad. She’s an expert in sighcology.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris
are in Seine.