Psychology - TearablePuns

I have a fear

I have a fear of speed bumps. I’m slowly getting over it.

I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I'm not a mourning person.

I used to feel sad when I woke up, but now I’m not a mourning person.

I used to be so set in my ways

I used to be so set in my ways, I just staid at home.

Don't justify

Don’t justify sin. Just defy sin.

Ore, it’s always a lode off of someone’s mine.

Missouri loves company.

You can never explain a good pun to a kleptomaniac
because they always take things literally.

How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
Say, “there, their, they’re.”

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roaming Catholic.