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Posted on March 20, 2015January 31, 2021

I forgot how to throw a boomerang

I forgot how to throw a boomerang

I forgot how to throw a boomerang,
but it came back to me.

Posted on January 5, 2015January 31, 2021

Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Hey, are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
‘Cause you are CuTe.

Posted on August 27, 2014January 31, 2021

Einstein developed a theory about space

Einstein developed a theory about space

Einstein developed a theory about space,
and it was about time too.

Posted on January 1, 2014January 31, 2021

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island

Two scientists were stranded on a desert island.
It was survival of the physicists.

Posted on August 5, 2013January 31, 2021

Never trust an Atom.

Never trust an Atom.

Never trust an Atom.
They make up everything.

Posted on October 8, 2012February 1, 2021

I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands

I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands

I tried to tell a pun today about rubber bands,
but it was a stretch.

Posted on September 20, 2012February 1, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!

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