A man drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.
Journalists
Were journalists in ancient Rome and Greece called “Columnists?”
Furniture Maker’s Convention
News from the furniture maker’s convention:
the chair recognized the bureau but tabled discussion for later.
I Shouldn’t Subscribe
I shouldn’t subscribe to any magazines.
I only read them periodically.
But you should subscribe to puns by email!
Snopes is hiring
I’ve heard Snopes is hiring spoof-readers.
(I haven’t fact-checked this)
Breaking Noose:
Breaking Noose:
Hangman’s rope fails!
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Energizer Bunny arrested:
charged with battery.
Corduroy pillows
Corduroy pillows
are making headlines.